dailybunny:

Thanks, mhu!

hungoverowls:

“If you need me, I’ll be muttering vague threats into my keyboard for the next six hours.”

hungoverowls:

“Woah, woah,just came to, just came to! How long has this been happening?”

dailybunny:

Happy Bunday!

Via Cute Overload

hungoverowls:

“Before you get too pissed, I can explain everything! Well, actually, I can’t, but I can try really hard.”

hungoverowls:

“Well, then stop looking for the bathroom, goddammit. Just…piss in a plant and and go back to sleep.”

dailybunny:

Via The Daily What

hungoverowls:

“All I am asking…is that you at least be idiots…quietly.”

hungoverowls:

“Look, ideally, I’m looking for a a smooth transition from drunk to drunk for about as long as I can swing it. This here, this is a speedbump.”

hungoverowls:

“Now that I think of it, yes, it was a rough night, thank you so much for asking. Dipshit.”